Dear Rhodents
As you may know 5fm DJ Roger Goode took the Rhodes mascot hat hostage during intervarsity. During the Roger Goode show on 5fm yesterday from 19:00-22:00 he was using the mascot hat to get Rhodents to tune in to 5fm and stated it would only be returned in exchange for money. Two Rhodents who live in Johannesburg wore their overalls proudly and paid Mr. Goode a visit in the studio. He was so surprised by their attendance he allowed them into the studio.
Big mistake.
Last night the spotlight was on Rhodes for a whole half an hour whilst the two girls conducted the show and squeezed vital information out of the mischievous DJ. The interrogation resulted in a promise by the DJ to return the Mascot hat to Rhodes, restoring peace to Rhodents everywhere.
The lesson: SEND YOUR KIDS TO RHODES - WE'RE EVERYWHERE AND WE BACK EACH OTHER
C. Reichhardt